Suspect claims to be broke yet always has money for iced coffee (a55)
I still read fairytales they're just dirtier now (a51)
I match energy so how we gon' act today? (a47)
My last flying f*ck (a46)
I don't froggin care (a45)
I'm not lazy i'm energy efficient (a42)
When life gives you lemons (a41)
Anxiety loading... (a39)
I'm not a hot mess i'm a spicy disaster (a38)
Just a little moody (a35)
I have no idea what i'm doing (a34)
Adulting... one star (a33)
Prickly attitude (a31)
Suck my balls (a30)
I'm grumpy... deal with it... (a29)
Be stronger than your excuses (a27)
A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me (a26)
Sarcasm is my love language (a25)
You are stronger than the storm (a24)
Sorry i can't i'm very busy sloth (a21)
I looked up my symptoms (a14)
Don't get me started (a13)
True crime obsessed (a7)
Silently judging you (a4)
If you think im a bit*h... (a1)
