Admit it... life would be boring without me! (a5)
If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask me (a54)
If my mouth doesn't say it my face definitely will (a43)
Just a girl who loves highland cows (a18)
Stuck between IDC, IDK and IDGAF (a28)
I'm too sober for this sh*t (a50)
You are kind, brave, smart etc teacher design (a48)
If you dont want a sarcastic answerdon't ask me (a22)
Just a little moody (a52)
It's fine, i'm fine, everything is fine (a44)
Even my anxiety has anxiety (a36)
I don't have the energy to pretend i like you today (a12)
And then i just snapped... (a6)
I meant to behave (a3)
A lady never discusses the size of her yarn stash (a53)
Remember teaching is tough but so are you (a49)
Surround yourself with positive vibes (a40)
Bit of a mess but doing my best (a37)
Antisocial butterfly (a32)
Make yourself the priority (a23)
fun fact i dont care sloth (a20)
watercolour highland cow (a19)
Cute smart and a little bit dramatic (a17)
Everyone was thinking it i just said it (a16)
And yet despite the look on my face (a15)
If overthinking situations burned calories (a11)
I'm not perfect i'm limited edition (a9)
It's a beautiful day to leave me alone (a8)
your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived (a2)
Best teacher (a57)
Best teacher ever (a56)
Suspect claims to be broke yet always has money for iced coffee (a55)
I still read fairytales they're just dirtier now (a51)
I match energy so how we gon' act today? (a47)
My last flying f*ck (a46)
I don't froggin care (a45)
I'm not lazy i'm energy efficient (a42)
When life gives you lemons (a41)
Anxiety loading... (a39)
I'm not a hot mess i'm a spicy disaster (a38)
